Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative
Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better
Are you implying being Conservative is bad?
good reading comprehension.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you