• mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

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thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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meatbicyclevevo:

me to my sad friend:

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auschwentz:

what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you

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